Thursday, June 30, 2011

Sims 2 Profile: Tutorial Joe

It's time to talk about a sim that comes with every Sims 2 game and the Sims 2 Lifetime Stories. Known for wearing an obnoxious orange sweater with a stripe through the center and not being able to remember a thing in his life, Tutorial Joe is one crazy sim. Don't believe me? See for yourself:

Name: Tutorial Joe Sim
Occupation: Professional Sims 2 Teacher
Known For: Standing around and doing nothing all day.
Likes: Staring at sculptures, doing nothing, talking to his neighbors that are clones of him and his wife, Mohawks
Dislikes: Fire, stupid kids who play the tutorial, people that make him do stupid things because they know that he will be forced to do them

Interesting Facts About Tutorial Joe: 

1) He doesn't do anything unless the player instructs him to do so. (except if you are playing as the third Tutorial Joe who lives in the blue house)
2) He doesn't have a crush on his wife Tutorial Jane for some reason.
3) In the second house he has no family tree.
4) His houses have no telephones, however he can catch on fire and die during the tutorial.
5) He never learned to walk or talk.
6) He has no skills and is extremely untalented, but hey he's still cool right?
7) If you make him wish in a wishing well he will wish for money. (probably because he is a fortune sim).
8) He can't have children unless you use the Tombstone of L & D Genetic Merger cheat.

What I Did to Tutorial Joe:

Since the tutorial lot is never saved Tutorial Joe can have a different crazy adventure every day. Here's what I did the first time I ever played as him (as written under Tutorial Joe's Sims wiki page by me): 

"In my game Tutorial Joe invited the entire neighborhood over to his house for a party (using the boolprop cheat). Little did I know that all the other tutorials lived in the neighborhood, so two more Tutorial Joes and Tutorial Janes came to Tutorial Joe's house. Tutorial Joe was tired of being lonely and not having a premade Tutorial Jane, so he decided to flirt with one of the Tutorial Janes. Tutorial Jane's husband caught her cheating and broke up with her. Unfortunately Tutorial Jane left the lot and Tutorial Joe couldn't marry her. Instead of being upset by this, Tutorial Joe decided to propose to himself. Tutorial Joe and the newly divorced Tutorial Joe got engaged, then married with the other Tutorial Joe DJing down the aisle. And that's when the plot got too disturbing for me to continue." ~ evilbradburb

Another time when I played as Tutorial Joe, I gave him and his wife crazy makeovers and rainbow mohawks (don't worry, I'll be posting a video of that later).

Stories About Tutorial Joe: None...yet.

Videos About Tutorial Joe:

There are three videos that I posted on YouTube featuring Tutorial Joe. Two of them are from the first time I played as him (as described on the Sims wiki), and other one is just Tutorial Joe doing a crossword puzzle. (GASP!)

To watch Tutorial Joe do a crossword puzzle click below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OER1bpynIPQ

To watch Tutorial Joe propose to himself click here:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bChep0N-nSU

To watch Tutorial Joe marry himself click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJRhk02tV1Q

That's it for this entry. See you next time when I profile another crazy sim.

 AHHHHHHH!!!!!

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